Tuesday 5 October 2010

The TARDIS Venture Part 1

The construction of the shipyards for the HMS Victory continue to suffer delays, but we remain confident work will be underway very soon. In the meantime, we were delighted to be approached by representatives of Gallifrey, who have requested we put our workforce to good use by constructing an interior to one of their TARDIS'!

Naturally we agreed! What a magnificent operation to sharpen our men's skills. They've been out of work for too long!


If it really is bigger on the inside, then these little guys are probably buggered...

We negotiated the terms of our contract with a representative of Gallifrey - a Time Lord known as the Savage. It has to be said, while he did have a good understanding of the concepts of time, his ability to navigate space left a lot to be desired. Nevertheless, he *eventually* found a decent pub to discuss the details of our contract - he would provide the materials and plans, we would provide the equipment and manpower.

We agreed that the deadline shall be the 5th November 2010 - one month from now. If we should succeed in our task then we shall be considered for future construction projects for the Time Lords. If we fail, then we may have to consider ourselves victims of the Time War.

I was about to ask him how exactly deadlines worked for a group of people who could travel through time when he simply handed me the materials I needed and left.


Honestly, if it weren't straight from the hands of a Time-Lord I'd think it just a cheap sort of merchandise.

So we've fired up the factory floor and gotten straight to work. When they see just how much effort we've put into building this baby, they'll think it was done by a master...






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